Ay ay ay ay ay, caramba! We do grow 'em crazy down here in the Lone Star State.
You know, Texas is a big place, and more than one observer has pointed out that the 5 regions of Texas are as different from one another as, uh, well, as can be! But I will have to say that there really is a special brand of crazy over there in East Texas. Whew. Anyone want to bet that this nutcase and our pal, TexasFred are related? You be the judge: