I don't think I can bring myself to watch the SOTU in real time tonight, but I might engage in something I call the "preemptive drinking game" in which I drink according to what I anticipate the talking points are going to be. On that basis, I might be passed out before the speech even begins.
UPDATE: I feel like Cuba Gooding Jr: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
UPDATE 2: Apparently, Alito made an ass of himself during last night's event. What a surprise. Thanks George W. Bush!