Thursday, May 7, 2009

Rebranding

TexasFred is all a-quiver at the prospect of a BRAND NEW POLITICAL PARTY FOR CONSERVATIVES! He is absolutely certain that this is the wave that is going to carry "conservatives" like him and his racist gun-fetish pals to glorious victory, and you know what he thought the name of this new Party ought to be? "The Tea Party". I kid you not. So apparently there has been some discussion about this issue and another name is being floated today that might not garner quite so much the snickering derision as that first try and it is (drum roll, please): The American Conservative Party. Catchy, huh.

Well, I was thinking about this new development when I saw Josh's question and I think I have it.

How about The American Bonehead Party?

7 comments:

Mike Thomas said...

That's WONDERFUL news!!! A conservative version of The Green Party is just what we need to drive the final nails in the GOP coffin.
Of course, I'm not sure why TexasFred doesn't just join the Constitution Party.

Mike Thomas said...

Hey! Maybe they could merge and become The Green Tea Party! Heh!

Freewheel said...

Oh, I have so many suggestions for what they could call their new party, I don't know where to begin.

capmconnundrum said...

Their symbol can be the extended pinkie...

heydave said...

Can I play?
Let's just refer to them as "those fucking idiots over there."

AnnPW said...

I'm pretty sure I'll call them that no matter what they call themselves!

But here's another idea: How about the American STFU Party?

Ricky Bones said...

Had to share :-)

http://2politicaljunkies.blogspot.com/2009/05/meanwhile-in-texas.html

Hope all had a great weekend!