Breathless Mahoney: Thanks for calling. I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.
At least they're smart enough to recognize the insidious nature of making eye babies.Slowly, at first.Then with more intent.Then vigorously, your eyes flashing. Scanning the room wildly, eye babies flying everywhere!whew... I need a cigarette.
Now if only they could get those eye abortions perfected, I might convert. Abortion by thought - there's a concept that has possibilities.
That raises a point: are sunglasses a form of contraception?I bet these maroons haven't even grappled with such questions.
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At least they're smart enough to recognize the insidious nature of making eye babies.
Slowly, at first.
Then with more intent.
Then vigorously, your eyes flashing. Scanning the room wildly, eye babies flying everywhere!
whew... I need a cigarette.
Now if only they could get those eye abortions perfected, I might convert. Abortion by thought - there's a concept that has possibilities.
That raises a point: are sunglasses a form of contraception?
I bet these maroons haven't even grappled with such questions.
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