Monday, July 28, 2008

The Job Application

"What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?"

That irresistably charming smirk?

The promise of Armageddon that follows him wherever he goes?

His codpiece?

Am I getting warmer? Do I have the job yet?

7 comments:

heydave said...

"So we've established what you are, now we're negotiating a price" seems to correlate to "When the ship starts sinking, you're the first one fucked."

So sad.

heydave said...

Now that I think about it (shut up! it's Monday!!1!) when I think of the chimpster, "to serve him" reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode that ended on a different note than it began.

AnnPW said...

Well, to be sure, the idea of "serving" GWB is very Twilight-Zonish indeed, though it should be noted that the major difference is that watching the Twilight Zone is enjoyable. And yes, it is Monday.

Donna said...

He would be like any self-respecting Texas steak--stringy and tough to swallow!

heydave said...

At least he would be able to give people....gas!

*rimshot*

Freewheel said...

I'm so naive that I actually thought government was supposed to serve "the people."

AnnPW said...

Yes, FW, that's another one of those "quaint" notions, like the Geneva Conventions.