Congress to sit in corner, lose privileges

This is on the front page of the website for San Antonio's only major newspaper, the San Antonio Express-News:

Bush scolds Congress on Colombia trade

but it's a link and when you click on it, you end up here. Yeah, whatever. Call me "deranged" but I live for the day when the only people Chimpy can "scold" are his imaginary friends in solitary confinement.