Get this: Yesterday afternoon I took the most spectacular dive, tripping over an armchair whilst carrying a large pile of papers to be shredded. In the process, I managed to smash my face with the arm of the chair and I now have a shiner that would be the envy of any 9-year-old boy. (I'm fine, the most damage was done to my pride, which really didn't need any more bruising...) The story has gotten around the office, of course, and now everyone is dropping by to take a look. I'm telling everyone that I finally pushed my 75-year-old office mate over the edge and it's kind of amazing how many people believe me....
UPDATE: LOL! Thanks heydave:
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Get back, fuckers!
Those medical campuses are treacherous! Glad you're okay.
Ow! Glad you're OK. You could always go with the standard, "You should see the other guy."
Thanks guys! My face is going to be really colorful for a couple of weeks. Think I could find a way to blame it on Republicans?
Tell everyone you're a walking symbol of the black eye George Bush has given this country.
Excellent Donna!
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