Breathless Mahoney: Thanks for calling. I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.
*sigh* Now when I'm in bookstores over the holidays, that's one more book to deface, fold, spindle, mutilate and/or take into the bathroom.
You're a busy little bee in those bookstores, aren't you heydave?
Hey, I can handle assholes sitting next to me at the bar, but when I run into their shit in a bookstore, I am forced to misbehave.
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