Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Vegetative State

MY LIVING WILL


Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

5 comments:

Ricky Bones said...

Wow, sounds like me on some nights :-) That is funny!!!

heydave said...

That's what annoys me about people: no fucking sense of humor about my special lifestyle.

Freewheel said...

LOL!

Criminoboy said...

Hey Ann. I'm forwarding this to my wife. I think she may recognize someone in it (birds of a feather).

Hilarious.

AnnPW said...

I love you guys! - in a perfectly platonic, non-stalking kind of way, of course.