Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
4 comments:
Wow, sounds like me on some nights :-) That is funny!!!
That's what annoys me about people: no fucking sense of humor about my special lifestyle.
Hey Ann. I'm forwarding this to my wife. I think she may recognize someone in it (birds of a feather).
Hilarious.
I love you guys! - in a perfectly platonic, non-stalking kind of way, of course.
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