"Yeah I'm a racist - so? Everybody is! That has nothing - nothing, I tell you! - to do with the fact that I am all over this Wright hoopla like a turkey buzzard on roadkill."*"Shorter" concept apparently created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard, but discovered by me at Sadly, No!
And Mike, I am not forgetting that YOU introduced me to this specimen. I owe you, buddy - consider yourself warned!
UPDATE: And yes, this is pretty damn funny.