That'll do it!

From Internet Weekly:

Cheney Detonates Atomic Grenade To Jump Start Peace Process

GAZA STRIP (IWR Satire) - A clearly frustrated Vice President Cheney today took an atomic grenade from his briefcase, pulled out the pin, and then pitched the bomb into the desert where it exploded and scared the fertilizer out of everybody. An angry Cheney then shouted: "Have I got your goddamn attention now, you Middle East bastards!". The Israeli and Palestinian diplomats present ran like bats out of hell from the scene and the rest of the peace meetings were then cancelled for the day.

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